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by Asmodean
Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:56 am
Forum: Lunar: Dragon Song
Topic: Not to sound like a pervert...
Replies: 65
Views: 65474

Show me these pecs of yours, Asmo. Otherwise I just assume you're a skinny girl with snowball boobies. Flora and Lucia have the same boobs, they must share enhancers. I'm way too prude to take a pic of my pec's as of yet! But I will once I finish the tattoo that I have there, just so that I can fla...
by Asmodean
Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:49 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Real Men have Facial Hair.
Replies: 92
Views: 91762

MiaOne wrote:
Asmodean wrote:
...I should go buy some Nair...[/color][/b]


It doesn't work.

HEY I WAS THERE WHEN YOU TOOK THAT PICTURE IN YOUR AVATAR! :D


Yes, yes you were indeed!! You were there when I had my shirt off!! That is a very rare occasion.

REJOICE IN MY NEKKID FLESH!! MY NEKKID HAIRLESS FLESH!
by Asmodean
Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:46 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Aww damnit!
Replies: 26
Views: 27868

Hmmm... I don't know how that happened. He should be a White Dragon Knight by now, but apparently this is not the case. But even if I wanted to, I wouldn't know how to do so. Darn it, Justin, you and your complications! It used to be simple! It used to make sense! There are reasons for everythin'! ...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:12 am
Forum: Lunar: Dragon Song
Topic: Not to sound like a pervert...
Replies: 65
Views: 65474

Actually....when I was 13 I was probably that well-endowed >.> As to waist size though. Yeah...I was much heavier than Flora as well. I was the same way at 13. I was a lil' on the wee chubby side. I couldn't do the truffle shuffle, but I was up there. But now... :: insert shameful plug/promo :: Tha...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:07 am
Forum: Polls
Topic: First Poll on the New Boards!
Replies: 46
Views: 63534

Don't make me take you down with my, uh, you know... uh.... hehehehehe >.> your FAT? Oh I love the faces!!! So I went with that one. But the A/S/L brings me back to my younger years at my friend's house. God I was a moron. I'm currently in the works of learnin' ASL. But all anyone will teach me are...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:54 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Origins
Replies: 19
Views: 21797

Hmm.. name wise. I've never had a nickname in my entire life. This makes me very sad. Of course my actual name is Justin, so most people would think Jay, but my friend Jason all ready had that name. So I so do not have one. ANYWHO! I started out with JustinStrife back in the ACO days. Justin for ob...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:38 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: How is everyone?
Replies: 81
Views: 79851

YAY FOR MY LATENESS!! I don't have any cramps, but I am Eric's wife. WOO HOO!! As for me... I'm doin' all right. I should be the proud owner of house by the end of this month/beginin' of next month! Rawk on!! Work is okay. I need more tattoos. I'm gettin' in shape! Thank you BowFlex! Muscles DO exi...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:27 am
Forum: Lunar: Eternal Blue
Topic: help, im stuck
Replies: 15
Views: 21728

Re: !

USE FIRE SPELLS. also, make sure your naked IRL when you fight the boss. *nodnod* It intimidates the game. Also while naked it's best to make loud noises, throw things, and jump up and down a lot. Sudden movements tend to paralyze the boss. Yes, and rub your junk against the controller! It's fail p...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:24 am
Forum: Polls
Topic: Where are you (from)?
Replies: 81
Views: 105817

OH OH OH!! Am I only one representin' New England?!

HOLLA! I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!!

...that is the end of my randomness!!

STOP STARIN'!!

Oh yea!! Massachusetts by the way. It's not exactly Quahog. But's it's close.
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:15 am
Forum: Lunar: Eternal Blue
Topic: help, im stuck
Replies: 15
Views: 21728

Jenner wrote:USE FIRE SPELLS.

also, make sure your naked IRL when you fight the boss. *nodnod* It intimidates the game.


Also while naked it's best to make loud noises, throw things, and jump up and down a lot. Sudden movements tend to paralyze the boss.
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:06 am
Forum: Polls
Topic: First Poll on the New Boards!
Replies: 46
Views: 63534

Don't make me take you down with my, uh, you know... uh.... hehehehehe >.> your FAT? Oh I love the faces!!! So I went with that one. But the A/S/L brings me back to my younger years at my friend's house. God I was a moron. I'm currently in the works of learnin' ASL. But all anyone will teach me are...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:59 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Aww damnit!
Replies: 26
Views: 27868

HA! I HAVE YOU ALL OWNED!

:: laughs maniacally ::

I have not title whatsoever!!

I AM THE NAMELESS ONE!! HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!!

...don't even think about fixin' it!! Screw all your personal titles!! I WILL BE CHAINED BY NO MAN OR WOMAN!!

:: continues to rant ::
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:49 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Real Men have Facial Hair.
Replies: 92
Views: 91762

Jenner wrote:you shaved everything? >.>


Everythin' face wise! Don't you go gettin' all... EVERYTHIN' on me!!

I wonder what a full body shave/wax would be like... creepy I think. Most likely painful.

...I should go buy some Nair...
by Asmodean
Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:31 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: Real Men have Facial Hair.
Replies: 92
Views: 91762

...You know... I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IN SOONER!! I was watchin' Home Fries the other night... not by choice... and on a whim I shaved everythin' but a lil' square under my lip! I had some sweet mutton chops and a strip thing goin'! Now I'm a wuss... Oh well.. give me a week or two... I'LL BE MANLY ...
by Asmodean
Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:10 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: My 666th post...
Replies: 26
Views: 27464

MiaOne wrote:PUBTWDSCD!!!!!!!!! ::victory pose::


:: slams his door even louder with an amp and then does a pose ::
PUBTWDSCD FOREVER!!!
by Asmodean
Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:49 am
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: My 666th post...
Replies: 26
Views: 27464

You become the leader of a huge international company that is sworn to planetary domination, and I'll think about listenin' to you too! In the mean time... SHUT UP!! Spoot Head. WELL MAYBE I JUST WILL! *storms off* FINE!! :: storms off in the other direction and slams a door :: VIVA LA PUBTWDSCD!!
by Asmodean
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:25 pm
Forum: Anime, Music, TV/Movies, and Books
Topic: "Everyone should be Angelina Joulie's"
Replies: 11
Views: 13458

I wanna see it cause it has Angelina Jolie and I'm goin' to marry her someday. She is a fellow lefty... You can't marry Angelina Jolie, you're married to ME. This is true, but I think YOU would even make an acception. It would be like YOU were married to her too. You can't argue with that!! DON'T E...
by Asmodean
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: I suppose it is time for my "I'm back" topic again
Replies: 42
Views: 51208

Jenner wrote:
Pisces wrote:::throws Jenn into a tank of water for saying "Aw snaps" and "oh noes"::


[pattern=plaid]WET T-SHIRT CONTEST![/pattern]


[pattern=pink]WOO WOO!! TIME TO THROUGH MY PRUDENCE INTO THE WIND AND HAVE SOME FUN!![/pattern]
by Asmodean
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:19 pm
Forum: Almost Anything Goes Board
Topic: My 666th post...
Replies: 26
Views: 27464

Justin. I think I like the pink font better. And yes, James, that does work!! Justin, post those pictures! Jenn, make more comics! As for the font, No. well... just this once! I have to wash the shirts first though. I'll get to that tomorrow maybe. Never fear pictures will surface. OH CAP-E-TAIN!! ...
by Asmodean
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:46 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: I suppose it is time for my "I'm back" topic again
Replies: 42
Views: 51208

::Eric finally reads this thread:: JUSTIN!!!! You CANNOT make others your property, because you are bound to ME. That is the (even as a charade) vow we made, and if you won't give me any action, and you won't give me a divorce, then I expect to at least BEHAVE like my wife. Hi, NallOne, nice to mee...