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W.T.F.?!!? lol. Jenn, you crack me up.

I'm totally gonna ace that chemistry test now :P
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Oh man, where was this when I needed it last year in my chemistry class?? :P Sheer genious lol. And it all makes sense too! You should be a chemistry teacher, Jenner. :wink:
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This is great, albeit a little late. I took chemistry LAST SEMESTER! Thanks Jenner...thanks.
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omg, u wolnt beleive this but we just went over ionic and covalent bonding today in class im gonna print this and bring it in.
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Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?

(It even does it with the Nobles!)
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As a chemistry major, I tip my hat to you Jenner. Bravo! XD
Sonic# wrote:Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?

(It even does it with the Nobles!)
Yessir you'd be correct. Chlorine is pretty bad too... heck most of those halogens are total whores. Especially for Hydrogen, they loooove to sell themselves to Hydrogen.
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YoshiMars wrote:As a chemistry major, I tip my hat to you Jenner. Bravo! XD
Sonic# wrote:Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?

(It even does it with the Nobles!)
Yessir you'd be correct. Chlorine is pretty bad too... heck most of those halogens are total whores. Especially for Hydrogen, they loooove to sell themselves to Hydrogen.
*Dies laughing* xD
Why can't you kids be my Chemistry teachers? :D At least tutor me or something, I would've learned so much in that class if it was explained to me in this way!
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I'd tutor you anytime LuNaRtlc! 'Course I believe you're all done with all that chemistry stuff, eh? What are you going to be majoring in, in college?

In a sorta related note, we had a disscussion in class today that involved a reaction between Carbon, four Hydrogens, and Two Chlorines.... lets just say things get messy with all the hydrogen swapping (Oh Hydrogen how dirty you are!).
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YoshiMars wrote:I'd tutor you anytime LuNaRtlc! 'Course I believe you're all done with all that chemistry stuff, eh? What are you going to be majoring in, in college?

In a sorta related note, we had a disscussion in class today that involved a reaction between Carbon, four Hydrogens, and Two Chlorines.... lets just say things get messy with all the hydrogen swapping (Oh Hydrogen how dirty you are!).
Hydrogen is a filthy bisexual pimp. That's all I gotta say.

Florine is bad, but there's never been an issue with Flourine sneaking into chemical experiments and messing them up, only Oxygen really rapes like that.
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That's the truth there Jenner... Oxygen is big into that sort of thing. Though I've seen Chlorine act simmilarly (in the right expirament that is), Oxygen is just everywhere all the time and totally always wants some. Can't stand back and let other elements alone, nope, not Oxygen. Whore.
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YoshiMars wrote:That's the truth there Jenner... Oxygen is big into that sort of thing. Though I've seen Chlorine act simmilarly (in the right expirament that is), Oxygen is just everywhere all the time and totally always wants some. Can't stand back and let other elements alone, nope, not Oxygen. Whore.
Seriously, at least Nitrogen has some self-restraint! There's more ntrogen in most areas then Oxygen but does Nitrogen jump on every available element? No!
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Well yeah! Nitrogen has better tastes than Oxygen, meaning of course that Nitrogen actually looks before it leaps. Not Oxygen though... doesn't matter what other element it is... it'll go for it! Oxygen is.... flexable.
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Oxygen hates me :(
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Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
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Kizyr wrote:Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
He's every girl's dream element,
forget Neon
Radon knows what the ladies like.
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Jenner wrote:
Kizyr wrote:Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
He's every girl's dream element,
forget Neon
Radon knows what the ladies like.
Oh yeah. You don't see anyone going out to buy neon detectors, do you? Everyone wants to find radon. KF
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Kizyr wrote:
Jenner wrote:
Kizyr wrote:Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
He's every girl's dream element,
forget Neon
Radon knows what the ladies like.
Oh yeah. You don't see anyone going out to buy neon detectors, do you? Everyone wants to find radon. KF
Well, that and carbon monoxide.
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