That's right, it's time to throw down! The bitter rivalry is about to be unleashed in a bloody swath.
Let us meet the contestants:
Contestant One:
Name: Murrpau
Nickname/Popular Name: Prel
Age: About Two Years Old
Weight: Almost eight pounds
Breed: Mongrel.
History: Prel was raised wild for the first year of her life until she was caught by a feral cat rehabilitator and picked up by me on a whim only a few weeks after her first birthday. She had already mothered a few litters of kittens before I claimed and spayed her. Prel is a seasoned fighter, having beaten the arse of my mother's huge fifteen pound bowling ball cat when I was babysitting her, my friends THREE cats while I was flea bombing my apartment, and my good friend's cat while he watched her on my trip to see Kizyr. To put it in my friend's own words, "Prel is a -Borgan-."
Contestant Two:
Name: Joanzie Fist-a-cuffs III, esquire
Nickname/Popular name: Joan
Age: Almost a year old.
Weight: Probably around 4-5 pounds
Breed: Mongrel
History: While younger, Joan is a tough competitor to this field. She was also a feral cat, but was rescued as a kitten and spent her youth wrecking havoc upon Meg's unsuspecting apartment. Joan still has all of her fertile kitty parts (for now) So she can bring her raging hormones into the fight. Joan once scared off an older bigger cat through a window, and as such, is more then ready and willing to fight! Joan has a long history of being badass as you can plainly see in the skull-affixed collar!
So, who's it gonna be L-Net?
Battle of the Cats!
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
It's the soft and plushy ones that you have to watch out for, cat-wise. But then again, the first one looks downright lithe and lethal. I think that the second one would kill the first one, but get a mortal wound in the process and be sent to an island to recuperate.
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
Prel looks VICIOUS! I wouldn't mess with that cat!
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
I am going for Joan! Prel does look down right evil in that picture though.
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
If this really happened, i'd turn the guy who started the thread over to the cops for animal abuse.
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
Not a guy. Guys aren't interested in cat fights. Duh.
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Hey some guys find it hot. Especially when clothes tearing gets involved.Werefrog wrote:Not a guy. Guys aren't interested in cat fights. Duh.
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
It's one thing to make cats fight, but to make them fight in clothing? O_o
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Re: Battle of the Cats!
Prel! She looks like an awesome ninja! That tail could take Godzilla down. I say the winner should fight Burger!
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