Jenner's Guide to "Getting" Girls.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:23 am
Okay, this thread goes out to Nobi and Phyco especially, but also to all you other frustrated fellas out there who are getting tired of being alone.
A lot of the magazines will tell you you got to be in touch with your feelings and try to be empathetic and pick up on emotions, and this is true. Unfortunately many girls just kind of expect a guy to be psychic and it's not fair to ya'll. They also expect to be pursued and wooed, and this is also rubbish. I am not a big fan of this up-coming and current generation (including my generation!) of women. For the most part they seem shallow and materialistic on a whole. The truth is, it's all about compromise.
Firstly, don't be afraid of rejection. Go ahead and ask a girl if she'd like to hang out, and do not be vague and cop out with sometime, be concrete:
Phyco/Mickey: "Hello there, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting you, but I was planning on watching The Ski Joring Carnival this up-coming Saturday and I was wondering if you would like to come with me." do some research on the subject as well "It should be really fun and I know you'd enjoy yourself, I'd like to see you smile." Dude, that'll melt her panties right off.
(However, the Monarch Mountain's 4th Annual Kayaks on Snow Event totally looks like it would be WAY MORE FUN but that's a month away, my goodness.)
Pretty Lady/Attractive and Deceptively Under-aged girl: "that does sound like fun!"
Second, don't go for fake blonds, or even real ones! They're trouble. Go for Brunettes, or dark haired girls who are comfortable with themselves. And don't be afraid to settle for a girl who may not be the epicenter of attractiveness, because those girls are usually much cooler to hang out with anyway, and they appreciate it more.
Next on the list is how you dress and present yourself. Make sure your teeth are clean, and wear some nicer, but casual, clothes. Also, don't meet people at malls, try doing things that YOU enjoy and looking for people there. Then, you already have something in common. Great ideas to look are places you visit regularly, local coffee shops, mom-and-pop stores, bakeries, tattoo parlors, whatever. Participate and go to community events just Google "Community Events in (your county here) (your city here)" that interest you, these are great places to meet people and, they're not your stereotypical date, this makes you memorable.
(The mall does sometimes work actually, because I saw a guy pick up a girl at the build-a-bear place once. I was just roaming about it when I heard, "It always depresses me that they don't have tentacles and scorpion tails and cool stuff like that" He totally got the girl!)
Don't try too hard, don't give up, and don't quit before you start, just go for it.
If you have a dog, take it out on public walks and see if you can attract the ladies that way.
leave a 100 bill sticking out of your fly (they call it fly fishing! lawl!) but seriously, I'll add more later
A lot of the magazines will tell you you got to be in touch with your feelings and try to be empathetic and pick up on emotions, and this is true. Unfortunately many girls just kind of expect a guy to be psychic and it's not fair to ya'll. They also expect to be pursued and wooed, and this is also rubbish. I am not a big fan of this up-coming and current generation (including my generation!) of women. For the most part they seem shallow and materialistic on a whole. The truth is, it's all about compromise.
Firstly, don't be afraid of rejection. Go ahead and ask a girl if she'd like to hang out, and do not be vague and cop out with sometime, be concrete:
Phyco/Mickey: "Hello there, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting you, but I was planning on watching The Ski Joring Carnival this up-coming Saturday and I was wondering if you would like to come with me." do some research on the subject as well "It should be really fun and I know you'd enjoy yourself, I'd like to see you smile." Dude, that'll melt her panties right off.
(However, the Monarch Mountain's 4th Annual Kayaks on Snow Event totally looks like it would be WAY MORE FUN but that's a month away, my goodness.)
Pretty Lady/Attractive and Deceptively Under-aged girl: "that does sound like fun!"
Second, don't go for fake blonds, or even real ones! They're trouble. Go for Brunettes, or dark haired girls who are comfortable with themselves. And don't be afraid to settle for a girl who may not be the epicenter of attractiveness, because those girls are usually much cooler to hang out with anyway, and they appreciate it more.
Next on the list is how you dress and present yourself. Make sure your teeth are clean, and wear some nicer, but casual, clothes. Also, don't meet people at malls, try doing things that YOU enjoy and looking for people there. Then, you already have something in common. Great ideas to look are places you visit regularly, local coffee shops, mom-and-pop stores, bakeries, tattoo parlors, whatever. Participate and go to community events just Google "Community Events in (your county here) (your city here)" that interest you, these are great places to meet people and, they're not your stereotypical date, this makes you memorable.
(The mall does sometimes work actually, because I saw a guy pick up a girl at the build-a-bear place once. I was just roaming about it when I heard, "It always depresses me that they don't have tentacles and scorpion tails and cool stuff like that" He totally got the girl!)
Don't try too hard, don't give up, and don't quit before you start, just go for it.
If you have a dog, take it out on public walks and see if you can attract the ladies that way.
leave a 100 bill sticking out of your fly (they call it fly fishing! lawl!) but seriously, I'll add more later