Ghaleon

[Ryoko]

What would you do if you met Ghaleon? I would ask him on a date. Am I the ony one who thinks he is HOT, I mean for a anime dude!? Also I need to star a new game, any recommendations? Heh heh. Does any body play Tekken!? Errg. I keep losing! I cant win on the stinky battle with Ghaleon. >.< *cries in to hand* Ghaleon why are ye so mean!? Heehee. I tried to reply to my own post because I am so bored, but they wouldnt let me. Hehe. Talk to meh people, please? I am dyeing here! Everytime I get done editing this, I have another reader. But no replies. I feel ignored, I mean. I asked yall a question. Or two. Oh well at least I'm getting some attention, it is like so snores ville around here. Has any body heard the angel joke, here it is:
One man says to another "Man, My Wife Is An Angel!"
The other man replies " Your Lucky Mines Still Alive"
I know that was a stupid joke.... but hey. I comtemplate jokes when I am bored! My sister is snoring, should I go and hold her nose!? Mwahahahaha!

[PrettyGirlJean]

Well now this is certainly an interesting post. I suppose as far as anime men go Ghaleon is intriguing. He is, in my opinion, one of the best RPG villians ever.

I do play Tekken, however I think you may want to continue a thread about Tekken in the General Gaming forum.

I'm not sure holding your sister's nose is a good idea

[Sonic#]

Heehee. I tried to reply to my own post because I am so bored, but they wouldnt let me. Hehe. Talk to meh people, please? I am dyeing here! Everytime I get done editing this, I have another reader. But no replies.

Um, this might not be the kind of board you're used to. People are not always on this board, because most of us lead busy lives. Replies will not be instant. Nor are they compulsory, because many times I simply have nothing to say.

Otherwise, practice patience.

As for your questions...

If I met Ghaleon, there'd probably be an uneasy silence. With someone as powerful as he is, I wouldn't have very many words at all to share. I might talk about the weather after a certain point, or how the magic guild's been faring ... then, if I was bold and he was accomodating, I'd ask for him to play a song, and hope he doesn't smite me for knowing something that seemed quite private for him.

Start playing Pirates! Arr!

[Angelalex242]

Well. It sort of depends on which Ghaleon you're talking about.

Meeting 4 Heroes Ghaleon is different then meeting TSS Ghaleon is different then SSSC Ghaleon is different then EB/EBC Ghaleon.

[Rune Lai]

I think if somehow Ghaleon was real and I met him the result would be something like:

*awkward silence*
Ghaleon: So you run a website dedicated to me?
Me: Um, yeah.
Ghaleon: Are you some kind of sicko?
Me: Um, no.
Ghaleon: So you're saying you're not a rabid fangirl?
Me: Definitely not.
Ghaleon: And yet you run a website dedicated to me?
Me: Force of habit. Can we talk about something else now?

[Roas Atrades]

*awkward silence*
Ghaleon: So you run a website dedicated to me?
Me: Um, yeah.
Ghaleon: Are you some kind of sicko?
Me: Um, no.
Ghaleon: So you're saying you're not a rabid fangirl?
Me: Definitely not.
Ghaleon: And yet you run a website dedicated to me?
Me: Force of habit. Can we talk about something else now?

And then he meets the rest of us who frequent the Shrine....and considers mass murder

[Angelalex242]

Worse, if he's TSS/SSSC, not only will he consider it, he'll DO it.

[Jyd3n]

I'd probrably just stand there and gawk for a while.
If he were still there when I regained rational thought I'd probrably ask him.
Me: "Are you going to try and take us over?"
Ghaleon: "That does not concern you." Glaring
Me: "Uhhhh, okay. Bye now" scurries off waving frantically.

That's the best I could come up with. Hopefully he'd be post SSS so that I could actually talk to him and not get vaporized.

[Shiva Indis]

I think it'd be fun to have a chat with EB Ghaleon. He's more likely to be receptive in that incarnation than any of the others, and he might even be cordial and entertaining. I think that he's actually enjoying himself, even though Zophar is more-or-less holding him hostage. You'd think that it'd drive him crazy to have power enough to protect Lunar, but be unable to take any overt action to do so. But no, he seems to be have a good time hamming it up, raising doubts, dropping hints, and smirking a lot. That must require one hell of a balanced perspective.

Granted, he's more of a ham in the English version, (Japanese intro scene: "Humans are curious creatures, don't you think, Lucia?" --> English intro scene: "The world will once again be mine on a delicious half-shell.") but that doesn't mean he's totally serious is the Japanese version.

[Erroneous]

I dunno.... let me ask him himself.

HEY G1?!?!?!!

Ryoko suggests we should go on a date or play games or something together, Friday good for you?

[MiaOne]

It would go something like this...

Me: ::Stares::
Ghaleon: ....???
Me: ::Stares some more::
Ghaleon: Excuse me? Can I help you?
Me: Did you make that costume for "Dark Althena?"
Ghaleon: Um, er, I have resources...
Me: Wanna make one for me? And then we can go try it out in the Vane Library
Ghaleon: ...I have no time for pety humans.
Me: BUT I LOVE YOU CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!

[Ryoko]

Heh, I think og Ghaleon as a total perv. I dont know why. I have made a story or two with him in it, as a perv. Those were some interesting replies. Heh. My conversation:
Me: "Hi"
Ghaleon: "What do you want?"
Me: "You."
Ghaleon: "I'm way too good for you!"
Me: *runa away waving hands in the air* "Yall, guess what I just talked to the Magic Emperior! Ghaleon loves ME!!!!!! Not you. *points and laughs*
Thank you thaynk you very much... *bows to the computer and all the polite words from you*

[Angelalex242]

Sadly, my real name is Alex.

Ghaleon:What's your name?
Me:Alex
Ghaleon:TIME TO DIE! *smites DEAD* ...oops. Reflex.

On a side note, that's one of the reasons I loved SSSC.

It sounded like everyone in the game was talking to /me/.

[PrettyGirlJean]

Hmm, wow, if I ever actually met Ghaleon... I'd probably be speechless. And as many have posted, it would depend on which Ghaleon it was... I mean, along with speechless I could also be scared for my life (though that wouldn't probably last long since I probably wouldn't be alive long).

Perhaps Ghaleon wouldn't masacre us for "worshipping" him though... maybe he'd just stick us in an Althena Shrine or cult somewhere... or yeah, just smite us

[Ryoko]

"Oh, you are really fine, Magic Emperior! WE will praise you and kiss your toes, if you dont kill us" We all say together.
"Hahaha. You mindless, magicless humans, bow down and kiss my peticured toes!" Ghaleon shouts over our heads as he bow to him. "Become my servants!!!"
All in a trance, "Yessir!"
"HehHeh. I love you too Ghaleon! Too bad you like real old!" I say to him. Aw.... man, he turned me into a rat. "Now watch as I nibble on your toes!"

[Pisces]

My conversation with Ghaleon would probably go something like this...


Ghaleon: Maureen's performance is tonight.
Me: I know. I helped Joanne repair the reverb on the mic, and we tangoed and sang about Maureen.
Ghaleon: I'm Ghaleon, but you can call me Angel Dumott Schunard.
Me: Sweet. I need $1000, I'm in a real financial bind.
Ghaleon: Well, I got $1000. It was my lucky day today on Avenue A, when a lady in a limousine drove my way...
Me: Yeah, that's nice, shut up. I need money. My car sucks.
Ghaleon: ...It's MY money.
Me: (waits)
Ghaleon: (looks uncomfortable)
Me: Well?
Ghaleon: NO!!!
Me: I HATE YOU!
Ghaleon: I HATE YOU TOO!
(silence)
Ghaleon: I opened up a restaurant in Santa Fe.
Me: Did you? Did you, indeed? What kind of food do you serve?
Ghaleon: Lithuanian food.
Me: No kidding? My last name is Lithuanian.
Ghaleon: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Ghaleon: Crazy.
Me: Yeah!
Ghaleon: That reminds me of the time we visited Svetlana in Russia.
Me: ...That wasn't me.
Ghaleon: It wasn't?
Me: I have no clue what you're talking about.
Ghaleon: Oh...hm...
(Tori Amos and Neil Gaiman enter)
Tori Amos: Dude!
Me: Dude!
Ghaleon: Dude?
Neil Gaiman: Dude.
(pause)
Tori Amos: Me and Neil'll be hangin' out with the Dream King.
Ghaleon: I love that lyric.
Me: Do you guys have $1000 you could give me?
Neil: I've got a lot of things I could give you.
Tori: DOWN, NEIL! THAT'S A BAD NEIL!
Neil: I was just--
Tori: THAT'S A BAD NEIL!!!!!!!
(Neil runs off in tears)
Me: Wow. Neil Gaiman met an actual fantasy character - maybe he'll write a new story about this!
Ghaleon: I'd LOVE to be in a Neil Gaiman novel!
Me: What? I was talking about ME, not you.
Tori: (vocalises crazily and etherealizes away)
Me: That was abrupt.
Ghaleon: Yeah.
Me: Hm...
Ghaleon: Hmmm...

(long pause)

Me: (looks around, mutters) Look...do you want to go back to my place?
Ghaleon: (relieved) I thought you'd never ask!

(Ghaleon and Eric exit)

[Ryoko]

Hardy har har. You relly put some time into that didnt you? I found it amusing. Do you think Ghaleon is like rich!?