Die Moon People!
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Die Moon People!
Yes, I have returned. The big man. The fat man that every chick loves! Mwahaha. I will rescue these cursed forums from your evil clutches. However, I can't do it alone. In fact, I believe you moon people would even beat me if I fought alone. You've already defeated many of the greats here. Phyco was one of the first causalities. Then you defaced a board admin, Pisces. Now even the mighty GhaleonOne has been defaced. While I know I could take him, Ghaleon was a respectable kind of guy. Lots of good magic powers, even came from the greatest era of Vane. And look what you did to his Ghaleon avatar. Evil little cupcakes. I should snap you like a slim jim. Or a twinkie. Whichever you prefer. Bwahahahuh...
Enough of that. Since I cannot beat you alone, and you seem hell bent on taking over, I have begun the process of bringing someone back who can defeat you. Almost 10 years ago, there was one who almost succeeded in destroying Lunar forever. While he was a mortal enemy to those of us from Lunar, I think he can be trusted now. Since you little twerps hail from a sort of Lunar (the moon, get it?) I have called him back from the netherworld to destroy you little cretins. Before the clock strikes 7 (eastern standard time of course) today, he will return. And then you will be sorry. He is the nightmare that makes all kids are afraid to go to sleep. He was responsible for many casualities those cursed 9 years ago. He will return. You will pay. Mark my words. A fat man never lies. You have until 7 to surrender, or face complete extermination.
The choice is yours...
Enough of that. Since I cannot beat you alone, and you seem hell bent on taking over, I have begun the process of bringing someone back who can defeat you. Almost 10 years ago, there was one who almost succeeded in destroying Lunar forever. While he was a mortal enemy to those of us from Lunar, I think he can be trusted now. Since you little twerps hail from a sort of Lunar (the moon, get it?) I have called him back from the netherworld to destroy you little cretins. Before the clock strikes 7 (eastern standard time of course) today, he will return. And then you will be sorry. He is the nightmare that makes all kids are afraid to go to sleep. He was responsible for many casualities those cursed 9 years ago. He will return. You will pay. Mark my words. A fat man never lies. You have until 7 to surrender, or face complete extermination.
The choice is yours...
- Kazie Solo
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- Sonic#
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I missed all of this entirely.
Well, glad Kiz was here to take care of it. Whew.
Well, glad Kiz was here to take care of it. Whew.
Sonic#
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
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