Jenner's Guide to Chemistry!
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Jenner's Guide to Chemistry!
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Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?
(It even does it with the Nobles!)
(It even does it with the Nobles!)
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"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
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As a chemistry major, I tip my hat to you Jenner. Bravo! XD
Yessir you'd be correct. Chlorine is pretty bad too... heck most of those halogens are total whores. Especially for Hydrogen, they loooove to sell themselves to Hydrogen.Sonic# wrote:Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?
(It even does it with the Nobles!)
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*Dies laughing* xDYoshiMars wrote:As a chemistry major, I tip my hat to you Jenner. Bravo! XD
Yessir you'd be correct. Chlorine is pretty bad too... heck most of those halogens are total whores. Especially for Hydrogen, they loooove to sell themselves to Hydrogen.Sonic# wrote:Oxygen is a whore... though isn't Fluorine pretty slutty too? In a potentially more explosive way?
(It even does it with the Nobles!)
Why can't you kids be my Chemistry teachers? At least tutor me or something, I would've learned so much in that class if it was explained to me in this way!
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I'd tutor you anytime LuNaRtlc! 'Course I believe you're all done with all that chemistry stuff, eh? What are you going to be majoring in, in college?
In a sorta related note, we had a disscussion in class today that involved a reaction between Carbon, four Hydrogens, and Two Chlorines.... lets just say things get messy with all the hydrogen swapping (Oh Hydrogen how dirty you are!).
In a sorta related note, we had a disscussion in class today that involved a reaction between Carbon, four Hydrogens, and Two Chlorines.... lets just say things get messy with all the hydrogen swapping (Oh Hydrogen how dirty you are!).
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Hydrogen is a filthy bisexual pimp. That's all I gotta say.YoshiMars wrote:I'd tutor you anytime LuNaRtlc! 'Course I believe you're all done with all that chemistry stuff, eh? What are you going to be majoring in, in college?
In a sorta related note, we had a disscussion in class today that involved a reaction between Carbon, four Hydrogens, and Two Chlorines.... lets just say things get messy with all the hydrogen swapping (Oh Hydrogen how dirty you are!).
Florine is bad, but there's never been an issue with Flourine sneaking into chemical experiments and messing them up, only Oxygen really rapes like that.
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That's the truth there Jenner... Oxygen is big into that sort of thing. Though I've seen Chlorine act simmilarly (in the right expirament that is), Oxygen is just everywhere all the time and totally always wants some. Can't stand back and let other elements alone, nope, not Oxygen. Whore.
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Seriously, at least Nitrogen has some self-restraint! There's more ntrogen in most areas then Oxygen but does Nitrogen jump on every available element? No!YoshiMars wrote:That's the truth there Jenner... Oxygen is big into that sort of thing. Though I've seen Chlorine act simmilarly (in the right expirament that is), Oxygen is just everywhere all the time and totally always wants some. Can't stand back and let other elements alone, nope, not Oxygen. Whore.
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Well yeah! Nitrogen has better tastes than Oxygen, meaning of course that Nitrogen actually looks before it leaps. Not Oxygen though... doesn't matter what other element it is... it'll go for it! Oxygen is.... flexable.
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Oh yeah. You don't see anyone going out to buy neon detectors, do you? Everyone wants to find radon. KFJenner wrote:He's every girl's dream element,Kizyr wrote:Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
forget Neon
Radon knows what the ladies like.
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Well, that and carbon monoxide.Kizyr wrote:Oh yeah. You don't see anyone going out to buy neon detectors, do you? Everyone wants to find radon. KFJenner wrote:He's every girl's dream element,Kizyr wrote:Pfft. I'm gonna go chill with Radon. He's noble, exclusive, and radioactive. KF
forget Neon
Radon knows what the ladies like.
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